! Worldwide Survey

[×× Miranda ××]

Assalamu alaikum everybody

peace & blessings be upon you


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first of all

i am a new member in the english department

actually i'm new in the whole forum

i just hope u guys accept me between u



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on my side i'll try my best to be a good member just like all of you .. by Allah's will



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... ummmmmm














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: welcome into my first topic

( i hope no one ever posted it before )


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Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN .

The only question asked was:
'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
Food shortage in the rest of the world?'

The survey was a huge failure because...

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' means.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what 'honest ' means.

In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' means.

In China they didn't know what 'opinion' means.

In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' means.

In South America they didn't know what 'please' means.

In the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' means.






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i'll be happy to translate .. if anybody needs

[×× Miranda ××]

!! heeeeeey


fourteen views and not even one reply


! but thats not fair


!? whats the problem

[للغرباء..وطن]

I do not understand the article

any way thanks sister

[×× Miranda ××]

للغرباء وطن

no problem sister

as i said previously , i dont mind translating it

but i have to tell you this sister , thank you sooooo much for replying

i really appreciate that from you

!! you're my HERO




TRANSLATION

في الشهر الماضي ، أجرت الأمم المتحدة استفتاء عالميًا واسعًا

وكان السؤال الوحيد في الاستفتاء :

" هل تسمح بإعطاءنا رأيك الصادق في الحلول لقضية نقص الغذاء في بقية العالم ؟ "

إلا أن الاستفتاء فشل فشلاً ذريعًا .. لأن :

في أفريقيا ، لم يعرف أحد ما معنى ( غذاء ) ..

في أوروبا الشرقية ، لم يعرف أحد ما معنى ( صادق ) ..

في أوروبا الغربية ، لم يعرف أحد ما معنى ( نقص ) ..

في الصين ، لم يعرف أحد ما معنى ( رأي ) ..

في الشرق الأوسط ، لم يعرف أحد ما معنى ( حل ) ..

في أمريكا الجنوبية ، لم يعرف أحد ما معنى ( تسمح ) ..

في الولايات المتحدة ، لم يعرف أحد ما معنى ( بقية العالم ) ..

؟!
GREAT SHOTS

of course , the story may not be true .. but it really gives the exact picture of the different

situations in most of the world



i hope everyone can understand it now .. because i was expecting a little more reacting

[Reem Hasan]

قرأت مقالتك باللغة الإنجليزية، وأعجبتني كثيراً كثيراً كثيراً


أسعد بك عضوة جديدة فاعلة معنا، ومتفائلة بتواجدك للغاية

×× Miranda ×× أسعد الله أوقاتك بكل خير

[aroma]

حياك الله بيننا .. ×× Miranda ××



شكرا لك ,,

[×× Miranda ××]

Reem Hasan

حياكـ الله أختـي ..

وأنا بتشريفكـ أسعد ..



aroma

الله يحييكـ ..

العفو ..




( nice to meet you )

[مستنجلش]

WoooooW nice topic

and Do u know that Arabs didn't know what's "Agreement"means

Thanks really for ur topic

Keep up

[×× Miranda ××]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة مستنجلش Arabs didn't know what's "Agreement"means

!! yeah , i hope they learn it soon

thank you , brother

[ღ..مِداد..ღ]

hahaha ..

that's really a good joke
it made me laugh


welcome sister to this forum
and hope you'll have a great time on these boards

Oh yeah .. your E is fine ,and you seem to be a good member, so make sure to get around here regularly.

Thank you for sharing this nice topic with us.

[×× Miranda ××]

!! welcomooo sister Medad

i'm really so happy to see you on my page

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why , no doubt i'll enjoy being here

especially with nice members like you around

i like the members of this forum so much

( they're all very nice & friendly >> ( unlike some forums i know

!!

thanks 4 lighting up my page sister

my honor

!!

[ღ..مِداد..ღ]

welcomooo sister Medad

[×× Miranda ××]

ooooops

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sooooorry brother Medad

" ! i just saw the hearts by your name and all i thought about was " oh , she's girl

heheheheee





pardon me brother

i always make this mistake , but i never take a lesson



!! forgive me

[أبوالحارث]

thanks for you Miranda and nice to be with us in the forum and i wish to be very good member

we want to learn from anyone he has ability to learn

bye

[المدير التنفيذي]

nice

I like this type of jokes

keep up the good stuff

[UZMA KHALID]

Salam sister


Welcome

very nice joke
i heard this many times
thanks so much
keep it up

[×× Miranda ××]

أبو الحارث

! thanks alot bro .. i'll try my best


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المدير التنفيذي

thank u brother .. i'll make sure i come up with new ones


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Uzma

3alaikum asalam

u r welcome sister .. thanks 4 the visit