Funny quotes

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Thomas Alva Edison:

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work

George Bernard Shaw:

My reputation grows with every failure

Will Durant:

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance

John Dewey:

Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself

James Baldwin:

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them

Finley Peter Dunne:

Ye can lead a man up to the university, but you can't make him think

Epictetus:

It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows

Anne Sexton:

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was

Jane Wagner:

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain

May Sarton:

Loneliness is the poverty of self; solitude is the richness of self

Albert Einstein:

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile

Robert Green Ingersoll:

It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense

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:Funny signs

Outside a photographer's studio:

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.

In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.


Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.


Plumber: We repair what your husband Fixed.


Majorcan shop entrance: Here speeching American.


Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

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Albert Einstein:

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Blaise Pascal:

You always admire what you really don't understand.

C. S. Lewis:

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.

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George Eliot:

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to stay, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact

Sam Levenson:

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

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!Funniest of all, Bushisms


George W. Bush:

It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.

George W. Bush:

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

George W. Bush:

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

George W. Bush:

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

George W. Bush:

That woman who knew I had dyslexia: I never interviewed her.

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Ron Nesen

Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.

Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Frank Sinatra

A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.